morg.
Made in America living in Belgium

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

August 27th / 181,334 notes

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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August 27th / 383,601 notes


"She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect."
-Californication (via bl-ossomed)

August 27th / 319,199 notes

When 5th graders have facebook

fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

August 27th / 136,911 notes





ruinedchildhood:

"My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher"


hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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thanks

August 26th / 413,217 notes


shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

August 26th / 85,649 notes